this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit
when you masturbate twice on the same day
When you finger yourself while masturbating
when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
remember when the world ended last year
are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot